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4 Baby Yodas to Celebrate Christmas?
These people are gung ho for Grogu!
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Live action Dumbo superhero film slated for 2025
The long nose of the law
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Police Nab Deer Who Poached 12 yr Old Boy Out of Season 🦌
Boy is unharmed and avoided weeding the garden.
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Yeezy with Febreezy: Being Human Garbage LOOKS GOOD!!! 😯
Trash literally is in fashion...
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Writer Clearly Not Famous Because She is Too Smart 🤨
She better shake it off!
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P Diddy's Legal Defense Now Sponsored by Costco
Slick move!
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Writer Becomes So Eloquent He's Now Incoherent! 🤯
He even uses the word esoteric.
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STREET BEAT: Do you like facial scanning for payments?
These are the things you might have to face!
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Tesla Unveils "100% Amish Crafted" Lineup for 2025???
BY THE BEARD OF ZEUS... ER... JEBIDIAH!!!
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Dads are Excited About Brat Summer? 🌭
This summer is smokin'!
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A Substacker Made $1 Billion on Shark Tank!!! 🤑
He deserves a Cuban!
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Celebrities Who LOST WEIGHT Using Ozempic #2!!!
"O" WOW!!!
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THIS is the First Ever AI Beauty Pageant Winner! 👀
The results don't seem real!!!
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Surprise! Chicago Bulls Run by AI the Last 25 Years! 🤖
NuthinButNet became active January 13, 1999, the day Jordan retired.
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Mario and Other Celebs LOVE Losing Weight with Ozempic!!! 💊
See the unearthly before and after pics!
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Bill Burr Punches Lex Fridman For Asking If Love Can Save the World 👊🏻
TURNS OUT LOVE CAN'T PROTECT YAH FACE
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Interview! King Triton from The Little Mermaid 🔱
"I could not let Ursula turn her into a sentient booger."
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"Be a Secret Agent and Tell Everyone Your Name" 007 Interview 🍸
The answer will take your breath away
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LEBRON RETIRES After Stubbing Finger at Low Speed 💀
"I'm taking my talents home!" (*sob*)
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Assassins Are Angry At This Company For Taking Their Poison Drinks Away! 🤮
It's generally not good to make them angry
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Paul McCartney's New Album: 32 Days a Month!!!🎸
How does he think of these things???
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$17 Billion Cursed Shipwreck Discovered!
The location is DEFINITELY NOT REVEALED HERE
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Elon Wears Gaudy Tesla Mech Suit to Oscars
Ready by next year
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