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Tesla Unveils "100% Amish Crafted" Lineup for 2025???

BY THE BEARD OF ZEUS... ER... JEBIDIAH!!!

Aug 30 •

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Dads are Excited About Brat Summer? 🌭

This summer is smokin'!

Aug 6 •

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A Substacker Made $1 Billion on Shark Tank!!! 🤑

He deserves a Cuban!

Jul 23 •

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😯 How Kindergartners Lock Down Soulmates Better Than You 💍

Take a swing and try it out!

Jun 18 •

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Interview! King Triton from The Little Mermaid 🔱

"I could not let Ursula turn her into a sentient booger."

May 31 •

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LEBRON RETIRES After Stubbing Finger at Low Speed 💀

"I'm taking my talents home!" (*sob*)

May 14 •

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Assassins Are Angry At This Company For Taking Their Poison Drinks Away! 🤮

It's generally not good to make them angry

May 3 •

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Paul McCartney's New Album: 32 Days a Month!!!🎸

How does he think of these things???

Apr 12 •

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Generation Naming Group Fired For Not Trying After Baby Boomers

Gen X, Millennials, Gen Z, Gen Alpha? Are they serious?

Apr 9 •

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