Archive - Thalia's God Tier News

Man Realizes His Mensa Meetup is Full of Villains 🦹🏻‍♂️

Does their evil know no bounds???

Oct 15 •

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Man’s Fantasy Series REALLY Picks Up After 13th Book 🧙🏻‍♂️

Cast it into the fire!

Oct 11 •

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P Diddy's Legal Defense Now Sponsored by Costco

Oct 8

Caitlin Clark Opts to Be Paid in Memorabilia

A Historic Contract Adjustment for the WNBA Phenom

Oct 4 •

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White Sox Set Loss Record. Introduce $50 Play for a Day!

They even offer a senior discount!

Oct 1

September 2024

Elon Musk Wins Robot Arms Race with 8 NEW ROBOT ARMS???

If at fist you don't succeed try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try again

Sep 27 •

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Doom Scrolling Races are Coming to the Olympics! 👍🏻

Being all thumbs never looked so cool

Sep 24

Wisconsin Unveils Butter Cheese Grilled Cheese Sandwich 🧀

I double dairy ya!

Sep 20 •

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Writer Becomes So Eloquent He's Now Incoherent! 🤯

He even uses the word esoteric.

Sep 17 •

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Mysterious Wrist Injury Ends Angel Reese's ROY Chances 🤔

As the cornfields grow...

Sep 13 •

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Notre Dame Changes Name to Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow 😭

Do they get to keep the leprechaun?

Sep 10 •

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Nike and Caitlin Clark UNLOCK NEW ARMOR After BRUTAL Fouls 🦾

OH! SHE'S TAKIN' THIS PERSONAL!!!

Sep 6 •

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