Archive - Thalia's God Tier News

April 2025

Social stars' growth halts after POSTING ABOUT POLITICS Last 7 Months??? 🤡

"50% of our audience just disappeared overnight."

Apr 29 •

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Cadbury's GMO Easter Bunny produces 5X MORE CHOCOLATE EGGS!!! 😱

"Gone is the wimpy lil Easter Bunny."

Apr 22 •

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👟Mike Schuster👟

NCAA Fires Writing Staff After Poor March Madness TV Ratings

"Two common TV mistakes: Duke Ex Machina and Gratuitous Fouls"

Apr 15 •

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👟Mike Schuster👟

October Rewind Drat, Drat and Double Drat

Dastardly and Muttley - This week, the Dynamic Duo of Dastardly Deeds

Published on Animated • Apr 11

Jiazzmynne Mattdysonne Smith Promoted To CEO at Age of 23

"We also considered Macksamileon Su’ullyvann Reagan, Raeygunn xXX1337n00b5l@y3rXXx Sullivan..."

Apr 8 •

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"I always dreamed of getting divorced." -Celebrity Living Her Dream 🍷

"I can’t imagine any scenario that would be better than this."

Apr 1 •

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March 2025

Substack 101: How to Substack Esoterically and Mimetically

"achieve organic growth without pesticides"

Mar 25 •

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Extreme Weight Loss Diet Called "The Flu" is Going Viral

People are getting heated over this!

Mar 18 •

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“Fashion Isn’t Dead!" Says Naked Celebrity at Oscars

The latest fashion movement many call Ironique

Mar 11

Prepare For Cereal Cinematic Universes Summer of 2025

Part of a wholesome viewing diet

Mar 4 •

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New Paid Subscriber Benefits and Limited $0.98/Month Sale!!!

Phase 2.0 is being implemented!

Mar 3 •

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February 2025

Philippines Popularize ANOTHER Weapon of War/Children's Toy

No matter how you cut it!

Feb 25 •

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Jocko Willink Caught Faking Photos of Workouts and 4 AM Watch

Talk about EXTREME OWNERSHIP!!!

Feb 11 •

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Welcome to Thalia's God Tier News!

Popular posts and everything you need to know

Feb 5 •

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I Fact-Check 11 Crazy Superbowl XOXOXO Rumors

Can you handle the TRUTH?

Feb 4 •

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January 2025

New Orleans Spared From Devastating Class 5 Hurricane of Bills and Eagles Fans

"two fanbases with this much hatred for folding tables and Santa Claus"

Jan 28 •

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how to go viral by lowering you're iq

flowers for algo none

Jan 21 •

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Meta’s Hot Ai Bots Caught Catfishing Users for $$$

A Nigerian Prince told me this.

Jan 14 •

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⚡Changes are happening at Thalia's God Tier News!⚡

I have some good news and some bad news.

Jan 10 •

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Luigi is one of 2025’s most popular baby names?

Momma Mia! 2025 starts out witha bang!

Jan 7 •

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Assassins Are Angry At This Company For Taking Their Poison Drinks Away! 🤮

It's generally not good to make them angry

Published on Thalia's God Tier News • Jan 3

December 2024

Substacker Thanks Everyone for Subscribing Way Too Much. 5k Lost!😱

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Published on Thalia's God Tier News • Dec 31, 2024

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