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11 MORE Signs You're a Basic Substacker Pt. 3!!!🥔
There's no way you could survive 3 rounds!
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A Substacker Made $1 Billion on Shark Tank!!! 🤑
He deserves a Cuban!
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Celebrities Who LOST WEIGHT Using Ozempic #2!!!
"O" WOW!!!
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Richard Simmons and 2 Celebs Die at His Birthday??? 💀
Talk about a killer party!
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THIS is the First Ever AI Beauty Pageant Winner! 👀
The results don't seem real!!!
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Boeing Rebrands to BOINK! and Teams Up With Batman!
They'll bounce back well!
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Surprise! Chicago Bulls Run by AI the Last 25 Years! 🤖
NuthinButNet became active January 13, 1999, the day Jordan retired.
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June 2024

Mario and Other Celebs LOVE Losing Weight with Ozempic!!! 💊
See the unearthly before and after pics!
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Donald Sutherland Stampeded to Death by Hangry Homeless People😵
Hunger Games actor dies at the age of 88
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Bill Burr Punches Lex Fridman For Asking If Love Can Save the World 👊🏻
TURNS OUT LOVE CAN'T PROTECT YAH FACE
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What is something funny you found on the internet? #2
What is something funny you’ve found on the internet? Give a summary of what it is. It can be memes, youtube, etc
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😯 How Kindergartners Lock Down Soulmates Better Than You 💍
Take a swing and try it out!
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