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March 2025

Substack 101: How to Substack Esoterically and Mimetically
"achieve organic growth without pesticides"
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Extreme Weight Loss Diet Called "The Flu" is Going Viral
People are getting heated over this!
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“Fashion Isn’t Dead!" Says Naked Celebrity at Oscars
The latest fashion movement many call Ironique
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Prepare For Cereal Cinematic Universes Summer of 2025
Part of a wholesome viewing diet
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New Paid Subscriber Benefits and Limited $0.98/Month Sale!!!
Phase 2.0 is being implemented!
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February 2025

Philippines Popularize ANOTHER Weapon of War/Children's Toy
No matter how you cut it!
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Jocko Willink Caught Faking Photos of Workouts and 4 AM Watch
Talk about EXTREME OWNERSHIP!!!
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Welcome to Thalia's God Tier News!
Popular posts and everything you need to know
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I Fact-Check 11 Crazy Superbowl XOXOXO Rumors
Can you handle the TRUTH?
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January 2025

New Orleans Spared From Devastating Class 5 Hurricane of Bills and Eagles Fans
"two fanbases with this much hatred for folding tables and Santa Claus"
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how to go viral by lowering you're iq
flowers for algo none
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Meta’s Hot Ai Bots Caught Catfishing Users for $$$
A Nigerian Prince told me this.
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⚡Changes are happening at Thalia's God Tier News!⚡
I have some good news and some bad news.
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Luigi is one of 2025’s most popular baby names?
Momma Mia! 2025 starts out witha bang!
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Assassins Are Angry At This Company For Taking Their Poison Drinks Away! 🤮
It's generally not good to make them angry
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December 2024

Substacker Thanks Everyone for Subscribing Way Too Much. 5k Lost!😱
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
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40,000 Michigan Fans Accused of Illegally Filming Championship
They can't keep getting away with this
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Internet Debate LOST By Grammar Gaffe!!!🙈🥈
DOMINANT DENIZEN DISGRACED!!!!!!!!!!
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⚡It's My 1 Year Anniversary and 100th Post!!!⚡
This is an Olympic achievement!
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9 Writers Who You Should Checkout
Here's some interesting folks to read.
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God Tier Interview: St. Nick Explains His ABSURD Delivery Speed
Amazon hates him for THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK!!!
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⚡Thalia's God Tier Gift Guide For BEST FRIENDS 2024⚡
Perfect for loved ones, best friends, and people you’d love to be your best friend.
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4 Baby Yodas to Celebrate Christmas?
These people are gung ho for Grogu!
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