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Man Realizes His Mensa Meetup is Full of Villains ๐Ÿฆน๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Manโ€™s Fantasy Series REALLY Picks Up After 13th Book ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

P Diddy's Legal Defense Now Sponsored by Costco

Caitlin Clark Opts to Be Paid in Memorabilia

White Sox Set Loss Record. Introduce $50 Play for a Day!

Elon Musk Wins Robot Arms Race with 8 NEW ROBOT ARMS???

Doom Scrolling Races are Coming to the Olympics! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

Wisconsin Unveils Butter Cheese Grilled Cheese Sandwich ๐Ÿง€

Writer Becomes So Eloquent He's Now Incoherent! ๐Ÿคฏ

Mysterious Wrist Injury Ends Angel Reese's ROY Chances ๐Ÿค”

Notre Dame Changes Name to Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Nike and Caitlin Clark UNLOCK NEW ARMOR After BRUTAL Fouls ๐Ÿฆพ

STREET BEAT: Do you like facial scanning for payments?

Tesla Unveils "100% Amish Crafted" Lineup for 2025???

"Be a Secret Agent and Tell Everyone Your Name" 007 Interview ๐Ÿธ

Stanley Unveils Military Armor Line

Paul McCartney's New Album: 32 Days a Month!!!๐ŸŽธ

Aussie Olympic Breakdancer Breaks her "Groove Thang" ๐Ÿซฃ

Purdue Invents the Midwest Terminator

Dads are Excited About Brat Summer? ๐ŸŒญ

New 2024 Olympic Sport: Old Man Basketball ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ€

Thalia's July 2024 Review ๐Ÿ“œ

Can Taylor Swift and Travis Survive the DMV? ๐Ÿ’”

11 MORE Signs You're a Basic Substacker Pt. 3!!!๐Ÿฅ”

A Substacker Made $1 Billion on Shark Tank!!! ๐Ÿค‘

Celebrities Who LOST WEIGHT Using Ozempic #2!!!

Richard Simmons and 2 Celebs Die at His Birthday??? ๐Ÿ’€

THIS is the First Ever AI Beauty Pageant Winner! ๐Ÿ‘€

Boeing Rebrands to BOINK! and Teams Up With Batman!

Surprise! Chicago Bulls Run by AI the Last 25 Years! ๐Ÿค–

Mario and Other Celebs LOVE Losing Weight with Ozempic!!! ๐Ÿ’Š

Donald Sutherland Stampeded to Death by Hangry Homeless People๐Ÿ˜ต

Bill Burr Punches Lex Fridman For Asking If Love Can Save the World ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป

What is something funny you found on the internet? #2

๐Ÿ˜ฏ How Kindergartners Lock Down Soulmates Better Than You ๐Ÿ’

New FDA Chief Bill Cosby Makes Chocolate Cake Focus of Food Pyramid

Where is the best place to vacation?

Hot Tub Death Machine Kills Matthew Perry

New Dance Craze "La Cicada" is Sweeping the Nation!!! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป

Who is the funniest person you know?

I Will Save Humanity From AI For 100 Paid Subscribers ๐Ÿค–

Interview! King Triton from The Little Mermaid ๐Ÿ”ฑ

What's the funniest Substack post you have read?

Samuel Clemenstein Interview: Filthy Easy Vocab! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

11 Basic Substackers 2: White Bread Edition!!! ๐Ÿž

"Be a Secret Agent and Tell Everyone Your Name" 007 Interview ๐Ÿธ

Readers Choice: Tell Me my Next Topic!๐Ÿ˜ฏ

Chicago White Sox, โ€œOk, THIS time the money will be spent.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‰

9 Tips to Avoid Articles About Substack ๐Ÿง

What is something funny you have found on the internet recently?

LEBRON RETIRES After Stubbing Finger at Low Speed ๐Ÿ’€

What is your favorite funny book?

Prepare for your affordable robo dog demise!!!๐Ÿค‘

Warren Buffett 100% OWNS Taylor Swift in new album!๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽค

Assassins Are Angry At This Company For Taking Their Poison Drinks Away! ๐Ÿคฎ

Human Donut Of a Red Sox Fan Knows What It Takes To Be a Pro Athlete

Purdue Invents the Midwest Terminator

Thaliaโ€™s God Tier News Reveals the Pantheon Pass!!!โšกโšกโšก

Yes, Umpire Angel Hernandez's Dad is Satan

Scientists Discover Only Way to Grow Truffles Is With Fairy Magic ๐Ÿช„

Substacker Thanks Everyone for Subscribing Way Too Much. 5k Lost!๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Paul McCartney's New Album: 32 Days a Month!!!๐ŸŽธ

Crypto Donations

Generation Naming Group Fired For Not Trying After Baby Boomers

Mortal Musings: What do you think about the 2024 Final Four?๐Ÿ€

Internet Debate LOST By Grammar Gaffe!!!๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿฅˆ

Local Slob Embraces Robots Stealing Everyone's Jobs ๐Ÿค–

$17 Billion Cursed Shipwreck Discovered!

Ariana Grande's Nonna Breaks Hot 100 Record!

Science Declares Washing Hands Stupid

Elon Wears Gaudy Tesla Mech Suit to Oscars

11 Signs You're a Basic Substacker

Richard Lewis Dies From Hearing Bad News

Kelce Cries Knowing Rocky is Still Philly's No. 1

Stanley Unveils Military Armor Line

Elmoโ€™s Recent Tweet Raises Questions

Carl Weathers is Heaven's Official Mambo and Golf Instructor

New Logo, Name and Socials!

Alabama Hires Small Unknown Coach Kalen DeBoer

New NCAA Playoff Criteria Very Questionable

40,000 Michigan Fans Accused of Illegally Filming Championship

Michigan To Drop Air Jordan For Walmart Khakis Before NCAA Championship