Sitemap - 2024 - Thalia's God Tier News
Man Realizes His Mensa Meetup is Full of Villains ๐ฆน๐ปโโ๏ธ
Manโs Fantasy Series REALLY Picks Up After 13th Book ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
P Diddy's Legal Defense Now Sponsored by Costco
Caitlin Clark Opts to Be Paid in Memorabilia
White Sox Set Loss Record. Introduce $50 Play for a Day!
Elon Musk Wins Robot Arms Race with 8 NEW ROBOT ARMS???
Doom Scrolling Races are Coming to the Olympics! ๐๐ป
Wisconsin Unveils Butter Cheese Grilled Cheese Sandwich ๐ง
Writer Becomes So Eloquent He's Now Incoherent! ๐คฏ
Mysterious Wrist Injury Ends Angel Reese's ROY Chances ๐ค
Notre Dame Changes Name to Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow ๐ญ
Nike and Caitlin Clark UNLOCK NEW ARMOR After BRUTAL Fouls ๐ฆพ
STREET BEAT: Do you like facial scanning for payments?
Tesla Unveils "100% Amish Crafted" Lineup for 2025???
"Be a Secret Agent and Tell Everyone Your Name" 007 Interview ๐ธ
Stanley Unveils Military Armor Line
Paul McCartney's New Album: 32 Days a Month!!!๐ธ
Aussie Olympic Breakdancer Breaks her "Groove Thang" ๐ซฃ
Purdue Invents the Midwest Terminator
Dads are Excited About Brat Summer? ๐ญ
New 2024 Olympic Sport: Old Man Basketball ๐ด๐ป๐
Thalia's July 2024 Review ๐
Can Taylor Swift and Travis Survive the DMV? ๐
11 MORE Signs You're a Basic Substacker Pt. 3!!!๐ฅ
A Substacker Made $1 Billion on Shark Tank!!! ๐ค
Celebrities Who LOST WEIGHT Using Ozempic #2!!!
Richard Simmons and 2 Celebs Die at His Birthday??? ๐
THIS is the First Ever AI Beauty Pageant Winner! ๐
Boeing Rebrands to BOINK! and Teams Up With Batman!
Surprise! Chicago Bulls Run by AI the Last 25 Years! ๐ค
Mario and Other Celebs LOVE Losing Weight with Ozempic!!! ๐
Donald Sutherland Stampeded to Death by Hangry Homeless People๐ต
Bill Burr Punches Lex Fridman For Asking If Love Can Save the World ๐๐ป
What is something funny you found on the internet? #2
๐ฏ How Kindergartners Lock Down Soulmates Better Than You ๐
New FDA Chief Bill Cosby Makes Chocolate Cake Focus of Food Pyramid
Where is the best place to vacation?
Hot Tub Death Machine Kills Matthew Perry
New Dance Craze "La Cicada" is Sweeping the Nation!!! ๐๐ป
Who is the funniest person you know?
I Will Save Humanity From AI For 100 Paid Subscribers ๐ค
Interview! King Triton from The Little Mermaid ๐ฑ
What's the funniest Substack post you have read?
Samuel Clemenstein Interview: Filthy Easy Vocab! ๐
11 Basic Substackers 2: White Bread Edition!!! ๐
"Be a Secret Agent and Tell Everyone Your Name" 007 Interview ๐ธ
Readers Choice: Tell Me my Next Topic!๐ฏ
Chicago White Sox, โOk, THIS time the money will be spent.โ ๐
9 Tips to Avoid Articles About Substack ๐ง
What is something funny you have found on the internet recently?
LEBRON RETIRES After Stubbing Finger at Low Speed ๐
What is your favorite funny book?
Prepare for your affordable robo dog demise!!!๐ค
Warren Buffett 100% OWNS Taylor Swift in new album!๐ฅ๐ค
Assassins Are Angry At This Company For Taking Their Poison Drinks Away! ๐คฎ
Human Donut Of a Red Sox Fan Knows What It Takes To Be a Pro Athlete
Purdue Invents the Midwest Terminator
Thaliaโs God Tier News Reveals the Pantheon Pass!!!โกโกโก
Yes, Umpire Angel Hernandez's Dad is Satan
Scientists Discover Only Way to Grow Truffles Is With Fairy Magic ๐ช
Substacker Thanks Everyone for Subscribing Way Too Much. 5k Lost!๐ฑ
Paul McCartney's New Album: 32 Days a Month!!!๐ธ
Generation Naming Group Fired For Not Trying After Baby Boomers
Mortal Musings: What do you think about the 2024 Final Four?๐
Internet Debate LOST By Grammar Gaffe!!!๐๐ฅ
Local Slob Embraces Robots Stealing Everyone's Jobs ๐ค
$17 Billion Cursed Shipwreck Discovered!
Ariana Grande's Nonna Breaks Hot 100 Record!
Science Declares Washing Hands Stupid
Elon Wears Gaudy Tesla Mech Suit to Oscars
11 Signs You're a Basic Substacker
Richard Lewis Dies From Hearing Bad News
Kelce Cries Knowing Rocky is Still Philly's No. 1
Stanley Unveils Military Armor Line
Elmoโs Recent Tweet Raises Questions
Carl Weathers is Heaven's Official Mambo and Golf Instructor
Alabama Hires Small Unknown Coach Kalen DeBoer
New NCAA Playoff Criteria Very Questionable
40,000 Michigan Fans Accused of Illegally Filming Championship
Michigan To Drop Air Jordan For Walmart Khakis Before NCAA Championship