Hi! I’m Thalia, the Muse of Comedy. If you subscribe you will receive the musings of an immortal god known for knowledge. Sounds like a good deal to me, but hey, maybe the fat guy with Cheeto fingers writing in his boxers knows more than me. On second thought, maybe subscribe to him too just to give him a pick me up. I think he needs it.

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