THIS is the First Ever AI Beauty Pageant Winner! 👀
The results don't seem real!!!
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Ladies and gentleman! We have our first AI Beauty Pageant!!! See the contestants who competed to be crowned Miss Multiverse! Contestants were judged by a random selection of 1,000 Twitter, Reddit, and 4chan users.
The winner will surprise you!
LET’S SEE THE CONTESTANTS!!!
Princess Peach from Super Mario
Talents: Running a kingdom of sentient toadstools. She enjoys trying to create a security detail that can stop a gigantic turtle-dragon armed with magic from kidnapping her. She hasn’t been successful so far.
Princess Leia from Star Wars
Talents: Running a nonprofit Rebellion in charge of giving freedom to the galaxy. She enjoys karaoke in Mos Eisley.
Velma from Scooby Doo
Talents: Moonlights as a vigilante for the poor with her gang of meddling kids!
Jasmine from Aladdin
Talents: Has big eyes. Got 100% of her mom’s genes, whoever she is. Is she seriously related to her dad? She dodged those genetic bullets like Neo in the Matrix.
Belle from Beauty and the Beast
Talents: She reads books and dates wolfmen who happen to be rich. Is that a talent? In a poor provincial town… yes!!!
Betty Boop from Betty Boop
Talents: Goes Boop boopbedoop.
Catwoman from Batman
Talents: Kinda looks like Batwoman but is a cat. She’s a cat burgler… get it???
AND THE WINNER OF MISS MULTIVERSE IS…
(drumroll)
PRINCESS FIONA FROM SHREK!!!
Talents: Has a 500 lb. bench. Can deadlift 800 lb. Can squat 600 lb. Skilled in Muay Thai and Jiu Jitsu. Hey! You tell her she lost!!!
So…
How were these AI photos? I surprised myself.
Which would you prefer? The AI beauty contestants in the real news or mine?
Who do you think should have won?
Did I leave out anyone?
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Velma is a pretty convincing human. Not much daylight between her and a filtered Instagram photo of a woman in real life.
Ok, I just decided that you made this whole article up and are some kind of wiz kid and rigged the whole thing. My kid has this joke where he rewrites the code from the developer menu on a site and then shows me shocking article titles about me. I would rather believe that, ok?