Boeing Rebrands to BOINK! and Teams Up With Batman!
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Boeing is apparently trying address the recent catastrophes involving doors flying off midflight or the multiple crashes by leaning into the problems and rebranding. Welcome to BOINK! Airlines!
From their spokesman:
“Haha! So yes, we’ve had some problems at BOINK! recently. They aren’t something that can’t be fixed! Ride our new Batman themed planes. There’s the POW! and KABLAM! class carriers that we are going to unveil very soon! You’ll get to experience what a Batman comic was really like… IF YOU WERE THE VILLAIN!
Flight attendants will all have different themed costumes. IS THIS ONE MIKE TYSON??? HAHA!!! OUCH!!! YOU GOT ME MIKE!!! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!! Man, Mike’s still got it!
There will be people dressed like boxers, bullies, bouncers, superheroes and football players. They’ll stop by and BOINK! ya on the noggin cause we have a lot of fun.
Remember to check out BOINK! Airlines. We’ll blow the doors off our competition!”
So…
Are you gonna fly BOINK!?
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Love how the quote started with a "Haha!" Perfect, nervous energy.
Boink is a weird name for an airline- and I'm writing from a country that used to have ones called Swoop and Jazz and still has one named Sunwing.