Generation Naming Group Fired For Not Trying After Baby Boomers
Gen X, Millennials, Gen Z, Gen Alpha? Are they serious?
A coalition led by the Millennials and Generation X finally fired the inept Generation Naming Group.
Brandon the Millennial representative and Jason from Gen X realized one day that the name quality drastically peters off after the Greatest Generation. We asked Brandon what happened:
“After they named Generation Alpha and restarted the alphabet I became totes curious. I thought to myself, ‘Brandon, aren’t the Baby Boomers just named for being born? That’s not really an accomplishment but whatever, it’s unique that there was a ton of them. Gen X is kinda cool because X is like XTREME.’ When we were called Millennials I thought it was kinda weird to be named after a year but hey, the millennium only comes every thousand years. When they named Generations Z and Alpha I knew they gave up trying.
Once I realized that, I got my bro Jason here and stormed into the Generation Naming Group office and demanded an explanation. All we found was this super old guy named John! He had to have been from the Greatest Generation. We told him that we want cooler names! He then goes on a tirade about if we want better names we’re going to have to wait our turn, be tougher, stop expecting everything to be handed to you, blah blah blah, so we fired him.
Now we’ve got our boys, Chris and David running the show. We’re about to have some sick flashy names dude! I want us to be called The Savage 1337 N00b Slayer Generation and Jason wants The Generation that Hella Rocks! I’m lookin’ forward to what our bro’s come up with!”
There you have it folks! Expect drastic changes to the new generation names in more accordance with being “on fleek” or “to the max!”
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"The Savage 1337 N00b Slayer Generation" lmao help
Generation Alpha has a dope name, but we should do something for the beta. Ha who am I kidding by the time they hit twenty I will just call them "get out of my lawn you pesky brats!"