Mario and Other Celebs LOVE Losing Weight with Ozempic!!! 💊
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Jabba the Hut (Star Wars)
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Kirby (Kirby’s Dreamland)
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Mario (Mario Bros.)
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![''Mario+Luigi'' RPG Style: Mario [SSB4 Pose]](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1bc0c09d-2792-4be3-a129-1135ba1f53b4_1024x1212.png "''Mario+Luigi'' RPG Style: Mario [SSB4 Pose]")
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Stay Puft Marshmallow Man (Ghostbusters)
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Read all the celebrities who lost weight with Ozempic!
So…
What do you think of the results?
Do you think they should have used Ozempic?
What’s your secret to weight loss?
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The implication that Kirby is fat feels blasphemous
I mean I’ve seen that man eat a building and not grow in size
Also if he ingested ozempic would he become ozempic because of his copy ability? Ozempikirby?
Wait. Jabba the Hut was in Star Wars?