Warren Buffett 100% OWNS Taylor Swift in new album!🔥🎤
Talk about a hostile takeover!
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Warren Buffett just dropped some sick beats calling out several celebrities live at the Berkshire Hathaway Shareholders Meeting this weekend. 40,000 investors lost their mind at hearing these lit bars (or swell tunes depending what age you are.) Since musicians like Drake, Kendrick Lamar and Taylor Swift are all making diss tracks, Buffett unleashed on all of them in his new album “I Own Music.” The Taylor Swift track was the most popular. Here are the lyrics to the new hit song Swift Dispatch:
“Yo, Taylor I heard you got boy problems girl!
Let me show you this. Just give it a whirl.
It’s a thing I’ve loved and doesn’t let me down.
It made me Big Buffett, do you see this clown?
My annual dividends just keep on compounding
while your boyfriend count becomes more astounding.
I know why your tour isn’t called Eros
Cause breaking up with boyfriends is what you love most.
My tour’s called Moolah. Drop yours today
CAUSE EVERYBODY LOVES BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY!!!”
He even had it professionally produced. Here’s the new hit song Swift Dispatch!
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When he said "I Own Music", I wondered if he meant that Berkshire owns parts of the Universal Music Group, Sony and Ticketmaster....
Another certified Buffett banger. Still dropping bars at 93 like it’s his first mixtape 🔥💿.