Paul McCartney's New Album: 32 Days a Month!!!🎸

How does he think of these things???

Did you think Paul McCartney was slowing down in his old age? Well guess again because he just released A NEW ALBUM! We thought after hits like Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, Yellow Submarine, and 8 Days a Week he would have run out of ideas and yet here he is at the ripe old age of 81 still pumping out songs.

Here’s the track list:

1. While My Guitar Loudly Guffaws

2. Rhubarb Fields Periodically

3. She Hates You (Wah, Wah, Wah)

4. Download the App To Ride

5. The Irish Drinking Song Of John and Yoko

6. Substack Writer

7. Greg On the Land with Dirt

8. 32 Days a Month

9. I Am the Pikachu

10. Squirm and Squeal

11. All You Need is Tea

12. CAN Buy Me Love

13. Hey Braden

14. I Want To Hold Your Phone

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