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Oct 23Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

Tim Dillon's rant on these guys is hilarious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBBjbGg_LLo

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This is Tim Dillon's wheelhouse

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Oct 23Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

I’ve never heard of these people either. Or been in Costco. I guess I’m a Costco Neophyte.

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You’ve never been in a Costco? Wow. I would highly recommend. Everything is high quality and the prices are really good.

The nice thing about Costco is all the cheap things are screened for quality. For instance, I buy contact solution there that is about 1/3 the price of what I normally buy and it’s the same quality as good contact solution. If I buy the cheap contact solution at Jewel, it burns my eyes out of their sockets.

I can’t guarantee that the Costco Guys won’t be there but I highly recommend Costco. One of my favorite grocery stores.

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Oct 23Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

Cool, yeah I’ve heard good things. Since we live quite rural the nearest one is about an hour and a half across the mountain range. Maybe next time we’re in the neighborhood I’ll get a day pass or something.

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Yeah we don't live super close to one either but we load our car like Oregon Trail.

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Oct 23Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

I have met people here that do the weekly trip as well.

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Oct 22Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

I just heard of them about a week ago. And they are truly terrifying...

I'm joking but there is something truly unnerving about them. Like feeding their kids a lot of junk food for views...

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Yeah the overly trimmed eyebrows... something's off.

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Oct 22Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

Congratz, "Rizzler," you have pre-diabetes.

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Not sure if there is something earlier than prediabetes but he would have it.

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Oct 22Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

The Rizzler Cam yeeted my soul into outer space 🚀⛽️

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It's craaazy

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Oct 22Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

I love costco... but this family is hard to watch. ugh. yikes. But now im trying to decide what brand Im going pin my whole families identity with.. Maybe skippy peanut butter. we crush that shit.

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Lol My family would sponsor the meat and alcohol sections.

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I've never been to Costco. Are Costco Guys the equivalent of Walmart Greeters? 🧐

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The Costco Guys are influencers who basically started doing commercials for Costco for free by rating the different products they sell. They blew up overnight on Tiktok with the one video above.

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Oct 22Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

So, if I do go to a Costco, I won't be welcomed to the fare grounds by a large child eating a "chicken bake"? 🤔

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Most likely not lol

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