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Ulysses's avatar

Tim Dillon's rant on these guys is hilarious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBBjbGg_LLo

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

This is Tim Dillon's wheelhouse

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Adam Rockwell's avatar

I’ve never heard of these people either. Or been in Costco. I guess I’m a Costco Neophyte.

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

You’ve never been in a Costco? Wow. I would highly recommend. Everything is high quality and the prices are really good.

The nice thing about Costco is all the cheap things are screened for quality. For instance, I buy contact solution there that is about 1/3 the price of what I normally buy and it’s the same quality as good contact solution. If I buy the cheap contact solution at Jewel, it burns my eyes out of their sockets.

I can’t guarantee that the Costco Guys won’t be there but I highly recommend Costco. One of my favorite grocery stores.

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Adam Rockwell's avatar

Cool, yeah I’ve heard good things. Since we live quite rural the nearest one is about an hour and a half across the mountain range. Maybe next time we’re in the neighborhood I’ll get a day pass or something.

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

Yeah we don't live super close to one either but we load our car like Oregon Trail.

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Adam Rockwell's avatar

I have met people here that do the weekly trip as well.

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Andrew Beebe's avatar

I just heard of them about a week ago. And they are truly terrifying...

I'm joking but there is something truly unnerving about them. Like feeding their kids a lot of junk food for views...

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

Yeah the overly trimmed eyebrows... something's off.

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A Duck on a Bike's avatar

Congratz, "Rizzler," you have pre-diabetes.

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

Not sure if there is something earlier than prediabetes but he would have it.

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Valentina Solfrini's avatar

The Rizzler Cam yeeted my soul into outer space 🚀⛽️

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

It's craaazy

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Charlie Noble's avatar

I love costco... but this family is hard to watch. ugh. yikes. But now im trying to decide what brand Im going pin my whole families identity with.. Maybe skippy peanut butter. we crush that shit.

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

Lol My family would sponsor the meat and alcohol sections.

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Domenic C. Scarcella's avatar

I've never been to Costco. Are Costco Guys the equivalent of Walmart Greeters? 🧐

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

The Costco Guys are influencers who basically started doing commercials for Costco for free by rating the different products they sell. They blew up overnight on Tiktok with the one video above.

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Domenic C. Scarcella's avatar

So, if I do go to a Costco, I won't be welcomed to the fare grounds by a large child eating a "chicken bake"? 🤔

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

Most likely not lol

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