The Costco Guys are THIS CLOSE to Starting a Cult 👹
Rapture... WILL BRING THE BOOOOM!!!
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Am I the only one who hasn’t heard of The Costco Guys? They are the influencer family who eats tons of Costco foods. There’s the dad AJ, son Big Justice, and cousin The Rizzler. Maybe I should let them introduce themselves.
How famous has the Rizzler become?
He’s been on the Mets jumbotron.
This is the video that made them famous on TikTok.
It seems a bit culty doesn’t it? The unwavering stare. The dead voices. If they said the the Rapture was near and you should drink from the discount pallet of Kool Aid, DO NOT DRINK IT!!!
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Tim Dillon's rant on these guys is hilarious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBBjbGg_LLo
I’ve never heard of these people either. Or been in Costco. I guess I’m a Costco Neophyte.