New Dance Craze "La Cicada" is Sweeping the Nation!!! ๐๐ป
It might replace La Cucaracha!
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Step aside Cucaracha! Thereโs a new dance in town! Itโs called La Cicada! Unlike the Cucaracha, La Cicada incorporates arm gesticulations and doesnโt need a sombrero to dance around. Just go into a yard with grass and trees and youโll figure it out!
People love doing this with no music. They just walk through the grass, smack their legs, convulse their upper body and scream like the Beatles/Elvis/Buddy Holly/N*Sync/NKOTB/Taylor Swift/(you get the drift) is playing right in front of them!
If you donโt know what Iโm referring to, cicadas are now infesting our nation. The bugs that only appear in 17 and 13 year intervals have both coincided this year. Some would say they look like demon bugsโฆ and they would be correct!
Hereโs the hit song La Cicada written by Los Bichos!
Cicadas are el diablooooooo
I try to run but it is not soooooooooo
My weapons are useless against them
and they just flew off with my son.
My wife she hides in the water
Cause they just flew off with my daughter!
Oh Dio! Could you please deliver us?
I'm tired of crushing cicadas!
https://suno.com/song/18cfce87-6c10-47f8-956c-05ade5a75410
Soโฆ
Whoโs been doing the dance already?
On a scale of 1-10 how much do you hate them? 100?
Any crazy cicada stories?
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That picture looks like free lunch and dinner ๐ฝ๏ธ. Talk about farm to table, huh?
No, thank you. You can keep โem!