New FDA Chief Bill Cosby Makes Chocolate Cake Focus of Food Pyramid

It makes sense if you think about it

Newly elected head of the FDA, Bill Cosby, has declared chocolate cake a new staple of the food pyramid. He stumbled upon this discovery when his wife told him to make breakfast at 6 am and saw some chocolate cake from the night before.

“Think about it! What does it have? Eggs, milk, and wheat! WE CAN REPLACE THE BOTTOM OF THE PYRAMID!!!” exclaimed Cosby. “People are gonna be so excited. I hope my wife doesn’t find out.”

Leading this new nutrition initiative will be Taylor Swift with her song, “Cosby’s Great! (Give us Chocolate Cake)”

The rest of the pyramid is rumored to feature grapefruit juice, jello pudding and martini’s.

Breaking News: Sources close to us say that his wife found out, had a conniption, and immolated him with fire from her eyeballs after the skin parted from her skull. We wish him well.