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The implication that Kirby is fat feels blasphemous

I mean I’ve seen that man eat a building and not grow in size

Also if he ingested ozempic would he become ozempic because of his copy ability? Ozempikirby?

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sucks the fat off you

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you’re way to quick with this wowww

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Wait. Jabba the Hut was in Star Wars?

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I’m waiting for generic Ozempic. I hope I don’t get too many heart attacks before I can afford the drug

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My diabetic cousin had to drive three hours to a pharmacy that had Ozempic in stock.

Jabba looks like he suffers from long term side effects.

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He is somewhat less intimidating now

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He needs a bowl of ice cream.

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Lmfao!! Jabba the Hut’s transformation is truly awe inspiring.

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Never realized Kirby was an apricot!

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Always educating my readers!

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