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Sep 1Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

Brilliant 🤣

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Thx!

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you killed this

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Thanks man!

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Jul 24Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

It’s truly a shame he won’t be on QVC any time soon

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Jul 24Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

"Have you ever wondered what I’m thinking throughout the day? Like what books I’ve read? Or how much smarter I am than billionaires??? Then my stack is for you!" Brutal, lol.

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Jul 23Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

I don’t like your face. Fair, that’s why I stay hidden!

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Barb has quit so many deals just because she doesn't like the guy's face lol

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Jul 23Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

Some of their rationalizations for being out are always hilarious. Too much tech, not enough tech, don’t like the attitude, don’t like their face.

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Barbs I always laugh at. I don't know why she's on the show. Almost every time she cuts them off at the beginning and says she's out.

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Jul 23Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

She can easily be as harsh as Mr. Wonderful at times.

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Jul 23Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

I could be next!

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Jul 23Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

I’m still processing this. Eric is not quite “dead to me” yet

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Jul 23Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

"Stick your hand in a mousetrap" got me 😂

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That made me laugh to myself when I wrote it

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