Yeezy with Febreezy: Being Human Garbage LOOKS GOOD!!! 😯
Trash literally is in fashion...
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Hollywood, CA — Kanye is tired of everyone makin’ a stink around him! That’s why it’s time to take out the trash! Introducing Yeezy with Febreezy. Everyone will think you’re so fresh when you’re sportin’ this 100% recycled drip made out of trash bags.
By partnering with Glad trash bags, Kanye has once again entered a territory others couldn’t sniff out.
According to Kanye, “Everyone in the news was saying I was trash. That I wasn’t cool anymore. So I said to myself, alright, I’ll show you. I’ll make trash cool. So I go lock myself in my basement for 3 days. Suddenly my phone is ringing and my agent is telling me I’m gonna be late for a show. I got outta there and walked on stage. Realized I was covered in garbage bags. Got $20 million for preorders the next day. So yeah, I am trash and so are all my fans. Get some!”
Prices will be:
$999 garba shhh, quiet the haters (cape/shirt combo)
$899 stankee leggz, get your stank on! (pants)
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****I’ll restack the best “Restack with a note” I see!
He will do anything to stay in the news...
I hate that the quote sounds like something Kanye would say wowwww