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David Perlmutter's avatar

"This just in: Wisconsin is currently in the midst of a pandemic of heart attacks..."

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

They have built up an immunity to dairy based heart attacks. Otherwise the butter burger and cheese curds would have killed them a long time ago.

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Resonant Media Arts's avatar

I remember an old SNL "Da Bears" skit where they talk about why one of their crew is in the hospital for a heart attack. They claim it was caused by an imbalance of fats and so the patient has to get their beef fat, pork fat, and other fats into balance again.

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

Haha!

"How many heart attacks have you had?"

"This makes it 13 this week."

"Ah a bakers dozen."

I'm going to have to binge Da Bears skits now.

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