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Patricia J.L. 👻🧶🖊️'s avatar

Is it sad that I can find this scenario plausible? Like I could see him saying he's going to do this. XD

Also, thanks for the shout out.

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

Nothing surprises me anymore lol

Anytime!

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Extreme Groundskeeping's avatar

Don’t get jelly but I just secured my spot on the wait-list for a Neuralinked Amish Pogostick called the “Tesla Rumspringa”.

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

Sounds like a drink!

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Extreme Groundskeeping's avatar

A Digestif for all them Summer Brats.

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

This article was inspired by an "Amish" ice cream I just bought that had enough chemicals in it to make the ice cream man blush. I dumped it in the sink and it didn't even melt. It also looked like it was shot out of a machine.

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