7 Comments

Is it sad that I can find this scenario plausible? Like I could see him saying he's going to do this. XD

Also, thanks for the shout out.

Expand full comment

Nothing surprises me anymore lol

Anytime!

Expand full comment

Don’t get jelly but I just secured my spot on the wait-list for a Neuralinked Amish Pogostick called the “Tesla Rumspringa”.

Expand full comment

Sounds like a drink!

Expand full comment

A Digestif for all them Summer Brats.

Expand full comment

This article was inspired by an "Amish" ice cream I just bought that had enough chemicals in it to make the ice cream man blush. I dumped it in the sink and it didn't even melt. It also looked like it was shot out of a machine.

Expand full comment