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T. D. Wolf's avatar

Rumor has it they’re working on a robotic Toni Kukoč that will fix everything and win sixth man of the year!

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

It would be an improvement!

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David Perlmutter's avatar

Well- THAT explains why they haven't won a championship in a few years...

Reinsdorf is also the owner of the Chicago White Sox, which have had a similar dip in athletic quality since he took over. He probably has an AI program running for them, too.

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

It really does explain things! To think I just assumed he was cheap. Whoops!

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