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Lol! Next can be an update on a famous Substacker writing about writers who write about writing on Substack

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This brought me back to derivatives in Business Calculus freshman year

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Exponential growth can't hurt you

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I love it. Proper use of the word.

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😂😂 I laughed out loud reading this

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Good to know!

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Hilarious! Another idea would be the subscriber screenshot showing some absurd # count discrepancy between paid and free. 100k free subscribers and 4 paid, etc.

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I’m offended, and I didn’t even subscribe

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😂😂😂 While I do frequently thank subscribers for being there, I seldom-to-never discuss my 'sub-count'... so I think I dodged this bullet 😉

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These guys over at The Onion are dilettantes. Brava!

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Grazie

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Hmmmm....so the "Hey look at how many notches I have on my bed post " approach, is just as bad to use with SubStack subs, as it is with a new date.

Ever notice how those "advise givers" are tone deaf in things like this - on the whole?

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