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Im none of them. Gen x autobirographical HST style mind rapes.

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Jul 5Liked by Thalia The Muse of Comedy 🎭

Probably 5 and 9, which breaks down to 5.

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Jul 5Liked by Thalia The Muse of Comedy 🎭

12 1/2. Trying to keep up with my own Substack subscriptions and writing and comedy videos…

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Same same

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Jul 5Liked by Thalia The Muse of Comedy 🎭

Thanks for the lesson. I should be a Substack god in a few months, and a multi-millionaire

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Jul 5Liked by Thalia The Muse of Comedy 🎭

This was hilarious, I've been here only 3 months, what does that make me? I'd like a God tier tag ;)

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Haha I'll have to do one for religious writers.

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Jul 5Liked by Thalia The Muse of Comedy 🎭

ouch! religious writer…lol

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May 31Liked by Thalia The Muse of Comedy 🎭

I’m going to save this, to see who I become in a couple of months.

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May 31Liked by Thalia The Muse of Comedy 🎭

Hilarious

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May 28Liked by Thalia The Muse of Comedy 🎭

I don’t fit into any of these. 🥲

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May 28Liked by Thalia The Muse of Comedy 🎭

o god no seriously the photos. I came to this one after the second one and the group photo with the 4 laptops almost put me into shock.

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May 21Liked by Thalia The Muse of Comedy 🎭

Finally something I'm not basic at. Or if I think I'm not basic does that mean I'm super basic?? 👀

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Oi! I feel afflicted! You deliberately sought to conspire with the order of the theasaurus rex in order to further oppress the... Oh look a squirrel! Oh, yeah, attention confused literary dysmorphic alliance of, oh look, Shiny!

Baffled prophetically mad poets.

Bad poetry is our right to disseminate and emanate our afflicted babblings unto the unsuspecting masses!

What sort of Substackian denizen does this qualify as?

What the hell did I just say anyway?

Who said there's such a thing as too much espresso?

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This was fabulous!

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Apr 22Liked by Thalia The Muse of Comedy 🎭

Been here since yesterday, I must be an 8th grader. 🙌😆

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Apr 17Liked by Thalia The Muse of Comedy 🎭

I’m #1 & #8 except for bitcoin I post recipes 😎💅🏽😭

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Sounds like a recipe for success!

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Apr 8Liked by Thalia The Muse of Comedy 🎭

I loved this list. Thanks for improving my morning!

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Glad to hear!

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After reading I can proudly say I don't fit one.

Probably.

I do talk about tech, but not in a "Oh this new predictive text generator is gonna take our jobs," kind of way.

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