Scientists Discover Only Way to Grow Truffles Is With Fairy Magic 🪄

Finally the price will come down

After stumping the science community for centuries Tony Tartufo in Italy finally made a breakthrough discovery regarding the reproduction of truffle mushrooms. Truffles are known for their high price but absurdly good taste. We asked him what led to the discovery:

“You see, my momma. She loves the truffles. I am her oldest son and she love to cook for me. Ever since I was a little boy, she makes'a the best truffle pasta in entire world. It is just right. Not cooked too much so it retains the flavor. Why would you put them in a red sauce? Ridiculous.

I sit here under this tree crying because there are no truffles for my momma. Then I see fairy far away. I sneak up and GRAB HER. She’s a good fighter. Almost as good as my momma. She has the most truffles I’ve ever seen! I make her tell me the secret. She says, “Every time a first born son cries a truffle is born!” I tell you I have never stopped crying since!”

Ever since this discovery, truffle prices have dropped 90%. Unfortunately emergency room visits with chopped onions lodged in first born son’s eyes have risen 200%. I hope you appreciate the sacrifice made by these bold, great, underappreciated men. All they want to do is make’a momma happy.

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