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Apr 5Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

Ol RN lil’ OCD. Washing ‘em!! (but also plays outside in dirt ~ Healthy!

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Sounds great!

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Working for me!

People who *can’t* or won’t wash up ended up with us for simply Months in Bed w/ semi- unimaginable Horrors which we soothed and medicated etc. You Do NOT want Shingles either altho different origin than excrement etc.

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Mar 28Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

Ain’t that some shit

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Mar 19Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

As of publishing time, the toilet at the lab has been stolen. There is a hole in the floor and the scientists are looking into it. They report that as yet they have nothing to go on.

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Oh wow that took me a long time to get haha

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I have a five point solution that should solve this crisis:

1. Stop wearing belts,

2. Stop wearing pants;

3. Get rid of phone;

4. Stop all water use;

5. Use feet instead of hands.

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Mar 19Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

Seems legit. Tossing the soap now. Saving myself countless minutes now! Might be missing years of my life later on, but hey - worth it! Thanks Science!!

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👍💩☠️

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Mar 19Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

☠️👻💩🫠🤣

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“Jaxon” lol

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It was between that and something like Skylar, Braden or Peyton.

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Mar 19Liked by ⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡

I stopped YEARS ago

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You were ahead of us!

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