Prepare For Cereal Cinematic Universes Summer of 2025
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Hopefully the comic book industry had a hearty breakfast because the cereal industry is about to eat their lunch! Kellogg’s and General Mills just announced an energy-packed lineup of movies for 2025! Prepare for your favorite mascots to battle each other for your eyes and your tastebuds!
Here’s the current movie lineup slated for 2025!
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Kellogg’s
Tony the Tiger SEAL: More than Good, Gr-r-reat
Tony the Tiger SEAL 2: Stay Frosty Boys
Detective Toucan Sam: Follow Your Nose
Detective Toucan Sam 2: Fruit Looping in Time
Snap! Crackle! Pop!: The Krispie Gang
General Mills
Lucky the Leprechaun: Lost Me Lucky Charm
Count Chocula: I Vant Cereal
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