Nike and Caitlin Clark UNLOCK NEW ARMOR After BRUTAL Fouls 🦾

OH! SHE'S TAKIN' THIS PERSONAL!!!

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Caitlin Clark and Nike just unlocked some FRESH unis that are gonna lay siege to the WNBA and all of women’s basketball. After a rash of dirty fouls targeted at her, she’s going dark. Reeeeally dark. Like Dark Ages dark. Back then, chivalry and fair combat mattered. Today it doesn’t seem so. THIS IS WAR!!!

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Some NBA legends commented on the new unis:

“Wish I had that when I played the Pistons.” - Michael Jordan

“It’s a good thing I didn’t have that. I’d have killed so many knuckleheads. Shaq wouldn’t be here right now!” - Charles Barkley

“You’d need more than that Charles.” - Shaq

“Do those come specifically for ankles?” - Steph Curry

“If guys start wearing this, I’m gonna break my foot on a cod piece! This isn’t fair!” - Draymond Green

Some context for the fouls she is facing:

So…

• Are you a fan?

• Any other instances that you could see yourself wearing this?

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