New Orleans Spared From Devastating Class 5 Hurricane of Bills and Eagles Fans
"two fanbases with this much hatred for folding tables and Santa Claus"
You’d think it was Mardi Gras with the way New Orleans was partying this Sunday! Climatologists warned the city that two gigantic forces of nature called Buffalo Bills and Philadelphia Eagles fans could combine to create a rare devastating category 5 hurricane. With the Bills’ loss to the Kansas City Chiefs Sunday, New Orleans rejoiced at their good luck.
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“I’ve rebuilt my home so many times. Everyone knew win or lose, both Eagles and Bills fans were gonna start breaking stuff. I hid my folding tables in the attic in case the Bills Mafia came to my door. We can only take so much.” - Mrs. Cher.
According to climatologist Sonny Day, “It’s rare to see one of these guys in the Superbowl let alone two. New Orleans should count themselves lucky. The combination of two fanbases with this much hatred for folding tables and Santa Claus could have wreaked massive damage on the city.”
New Orleans will not totally be spared. The Eagles play the Chiefs in the Superbowl, but they are ok with it.
“If it’s only the Eagles I think our city can survive. We deal with crackheads all the time so Eagles fans can’t be much different right?”
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