New NCAA Playoff Criteria Very Questionable

Team name must rhyme with "Pal o' Bama"

The NCAA addressed the controversy surrounding FSU not getting into the playoffs despite having an undefeated record Wednesday. The NCAA College Football Playoff Selection Committee, (I didn’t make the name), spokesman Doug Dimmadome announced new criteria for making the playoffs that should help clarify the thought process moving forward. They are: student grades, excellence off the field, membership of the SEC, greenbacks, pecunia, cash, funds, capital, wealth, finances, dough, moolah, bucks, coin of the realm, loot, currency, scratch, bread, benjamins, dinero, legal tender, lucre, cabbage, payments, assets, resources, gold, silver, Ethereum, Bitcoin and Dogecoin.

When asked what would happen if a school refused to play if they don’t get in, Doug stated, “They better Dimmadon’t do that otherwise they’re DimmaDOOMED!”

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