Michigan To Drop Air Jordan For Walmart Khakis Before NCAA Championship

Good thing they are wearing their brown pants

Michigan has announced they are dropping Air Jordan for Walmart Khakis in a controversial move according to Paris fashion experts who regularly comment on American sports. According to the University of Michigan press release, in solidarity with the average working man in a down economy their $8 uniform pants will save them money and let you know they are just like everyone else who paid $1000 to see them play.

Michael Jordan when reached for comment stated, “Oh thank God. We are strong brand built around winning and even we can only take so many losses.”

We at TMI have acquired some leaked photos of the new Gameday Khakis whose official colors are Dying Maize and Blue, appropriately named for the how corn and Michigan fans usually feel like this time of year.

Here are our thoughts:

Blake Corum is leaving because of this. Peace. (Or maybe he’s performing Last Rites upon the crowd?)

He’ll wear them but he won’t be happy about it.

Once again Blake has had it but at least Darius is happy. (Unrelated: Harbaugh definitely has a favorite way to stand doesn’t he?)

Experts that believe past results are a strong indicator of the future, say that it was a good thing they wore their brown pants.