Local Slob Embraces Robots Stealing Everyone's Jobs π€
He's not lazy. He's efficient.
With the sudden worry about AI taking all of our jobs, we decided to interview Glendale, KY residents and see their thoughts on the matter.
βI donβt do any work already. Checkmate Terminator.β
-Rob Nogoworski, Barstool Warmer
βRobots are going to do all my work for me??? YAAAAAAAAAY!!!β
-Phil Philmuth, Tax Accountant
βDoes that mean my husband is going to be home all day???β
-Jenny Hedake, Mother
βPlease I really donβt want to go home. Work is the only place I can relax.β
-Jon Hedake, Hostage Negotiator
βWill they beat up Skylar for a nickel?β
-Braxton Hedake, Recess Fight Club Organizer
βWith this free time I can finally dedicate it to making truly life changing art that can improve humanityβ¦ NOOOOOT. RAGER AT MY PLACE!!!!!!!!β
-Miller Jefferson, Satire Writer
βIβd like to see a robot try to do what I do. Heβs gotta drop Skylar off at soccer practice then bring him to his electric guitar lessons. Heβs also got a science fair project due tomorrow so good luck with that. Maddyson has dance practice on the other side of town and she needs her gluten free, non GMO, kosher, zero carb, almond milk snacks so her blood sugar doesnβt drop, and it can only be made at home. Sheβs also meeting her friends later on because itβs Peytonβs birthday so she also needs a present.β
-Mrs. Candy Vrum, Soccer; Electric Guiter; Dance; Gluten Free, Non GMO, Kosher, Zero Carb, Almond Milk Chef; Volunteer Taxi Driver Mom
Soβ¦
Are you afraid of robots doing your work?
What if automation lowers the price of Ferrariβs so much anyone can get one?
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Braxton Hedake gets it