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Don't trust anyone named Jocko- the name alone is a red flag.

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He was pretty much made to be a Navy SEAL. Even his name sounds like a call sign.

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This is like The Onion these days. I have to read it twice to make sure this isn’t actual reporting 😂😂

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It is kinda funny because I don't think anyone could tell if he's making it up. 😂😂😂

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Very true

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Damn I didn't even think this was satire!

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Haha! Awesome! That's what I go for!

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