"I always dreamed of getting divorced." -Celebrity Living Her Dream 🍷

"I can’t imagine any scenario that would be better than this."

Apr 01, 2025

Beverly Hills, CA — I just ran into MEGA-A-List-celebrity Perpetua Singal right after her divorce with Hugh Jeter. I was just walking down the sidewalk and practically bumped into her!!! What are the chances???

Below is our interview:

⚡Thalia⚡: What are the chances I would run into Perpetua Singal right here???

Perpetua: Hi! Could you move out of the way so I can pick up my kid from school? You are holding up the line.

⚡: Sure! No problem. I was just wondering if I could get an interview with you?

Perp: Are you going to get out of the way?

⚡: Of course I will… after the interview!

Perp: Ok. What’s your question?

⚡: What’s it like being divorced from Hugh Jeter?

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Perp: What can I say? I’m living the dream. I always dreamed of getting divorced ever since I was a little girl. Now I’m just living my best life. I can’t imagine any scenario that would be better than this. After Juanita — HEY! EV TESLA JETER GET BACK IN YOUR CARSEAT! MOMMY IS PICKING UP YOUR SISTER AND SHE’S A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW! Where was I? Oh yeah. After Juanita tells me how good a job I did hiring her to parent my kids, I grab a bottle of wine, curl up on the couch, and take a lil’ nap.

⚡: Why did Hugh divorce you?

Perp: Alright, you know what? These questions are getting a bit intrusive.

⚡: Your fans would really like to know!

Perp: Fine. He slept with the maid. JUANITA! GET OUTTA THE CAR AND BRING YOUR PAPPARAZZI BAT! THIS ONE WON’T GO AWAY!

Juanita: Sorry Senora!

Perp: SENORITA!!!

Juanita: Sorry Senorita! I will hit her harder than Big Papi!