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Reminds me of the popular Diarrhea Diet™, Usually brought on by a Tea out of China named "Green Tea Explosion™."

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Oh boy lol. Some Chinese food can do the same thing.

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the trick is just discharging your bodys natural snot reserves

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I've never been lucky enough to lose more than a couple pounds on this fad diet.

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Last year my New Year's resolution was to lose 10 lb and all it took was one week with the flu.

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Lucky! Part of me thinks that after I die, my hunger will live on, laughing in the face of nature, and slowly consume all existence.

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Oooh, like a super massive black hole!

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