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Stan's avatar

I've never been lucky enough to lose more than a couple pounds on this fad diet.

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

Last year my New Year's resolution was to lose 10 lb and all it took was one week with the flu.

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Stan's avatar

Lucky! Part of me thinks that after I die, my hunger will live on, laughing in the face of nature, and slowly consume all existence.

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Mark Connolly's avatar

Oooh, like a super massive black hole!

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