Elmo’s Recent Tweet Raises Questions
Why does a child have a Twitter account?
Elmo, a young alien, asked Twitter how their mental health was recently, “Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing?”
Cookie Monster replied, “Me here to talk it out whenever you want. Me will also supply cookies. 💙🍪 #EmotionalWellBeing.”
Bert also chipped in, “I’m here if you ever need a shoulder to lean on. I’ll make us both a warm cup of tea. ☕️🫖 #EmotionalWellBeing”
Twitter of course responded extremely positively as Twitter and internet commenters are known to do. This is of course a joke. You would have to be crazy to be on Twitter. Our Twitter handle is @thaliascomedy.
This would normally warm my heart except for a couple things:
Why does a child like Elmo have a twitter account?
Is Cookie Monster still binge eating his feelings with cookies?
How have the Sesame Street parents not helped Oscar the Grouch move out of his trash can???
ARE THE ADULTS AT SESAME STREET DOING ANYTHING?????????
Clearly the adults have completely checked out and abandoned these poor aliens. Perhaps Elmo’s tweet was a cry for help in a place that adults no longer care for children, poor people, and their fellow man. It would also explain why despite the immense amount of time they have been alive, they are still mentally toddlers.
If you happen to know any Sesame Street characters personally, please check on them. They need you.
Here are some photos of him:
This is what happens after 12 hours of nonstop Twitter. (He isn’t even holding the phone correctly.)
They let him play with wet paint too!
What it looks like in his mind.
What he will look like in the future if he doesn’t stop.
If his influencer game reeeeeeeeally takes off.
