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Carl Weathers is Heaven's Official Mambo and Golf Instructor
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Carl Weathers is Heaven's Official Mambo and Golf Instructor

God asked him to "fix" the devil's swing.

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Carl Weathers died Thursday, Feb. 1st in his sleep of what seems to be unknown circumstances. His famous movies include Predator, Happy Gilmore, Rocky, Little Nicky, and others.

Heaven, (they always beat us to the scoop 😠), reports he is currently teaching mambo and singing “We’ve Only Just Begun.”

He offered golf and dance lessons to Satan but apparently his tight hips prevent any sort of measurable improvement. “I think something’s up his butt. That would explain the sulfuric anger and limited lower body movement.” relayed Ghost Carl. “It’s all in the hips!”

Some photos:

I see why his hips were so tight.

Not bad for a football player.

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