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kaylen alexandra's avatar

Pull the lever Kronk….

WRONG LEVER!!!

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

Why do we even have that lever???

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kaylen alexandra's avatar

😂😂

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Charles Mitchell's avatar

This is what I signed up for. On Substack. Can't wait for meta posting day!

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Kristine Neeley's avatar

The AI guy with this thumb grafted into the tree really just brings the whole thing together.

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Gigi's avatar

Thalia, goddess of satire. Love it!

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J. Curtis's avatar

If I never leave the comfy confines of Substack I’ll never know what I’m missing, quit telling me about it.

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Jenna Vandenberg's avatar

Hehe. Those good ol’ TPS reports

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Shoni's avatar

There's actually some pretty good advice here!

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

A blind squirrel finds an acorn eventually😁

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Lea Bardot's avatar

This was hilarious 😂 someone really needed to write this! I’m glad you did 🙏

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T. D. Wolf's avatar

I’m afraid if I switched from writing on Substack to writing on papyrus my stats might stay the same. I don’t think my psyche could take that.

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Jason Taylor's avatar

"Find an unsuspecting gal you’ve had your eye on and concuss her. Not completely! Just enough to where she might accidentally agree to date you." - ****

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Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

Hilarious advice. 😂

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ric leczel's avatar

fuck yeah

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Numinous's avatar

Best Meta Squared article yet.

Reference: https://substack.com/@numinousinsight/note/c-55762309

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Numinous's avatar

😮👌🏼

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