4 Baby Yodas to Celebrate Christmas?
These people are gung ho for Grogu!
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Florida, MA — A small crowd in Florida, Massachusetts gathered outside for the couple that is gung ho for Grogu! Jessie and his wife Sam knew it was do or do not time when they placed four Baby Yodas, four Grinches, three flamingos, two dragons, two wizards and a penguin on their front lawn this Christmas season. (No partridge in a pear tree anywhere.)
Sam the wife had this to say, “Yes, we know that Baby Yoda doesn’t have anything to do with Christmas but he is so cute! How could you say no to that face! There was a Black Friday sale on inflatables at Walmart so we cleaned out the entire aisle. We wanted to have the best yard in the entire subdivision.”
We asked some of the bystanders what they thought:
“Why is baby Jesus so wrinkly and green?” -Tubby Tim
“These people blew out our electrical transformer twice this week! I’m gonna pop them all!” -Max Angre
“I like it. Someone finally lit up their decorations enough for my old eyes to see!” -Olga Van Dirt
“Apparently, the reason for the season is to clear out a bunch of shelves at a huge discount!” -Matty Realiste
“These people need Jesus. Literally. How do you buy 15 inflatables and not a single one is baby Jesus?” -Maria Triste
“Honestly it reminds me of the scene of a great artist. It’s like Norman Rockwell painting a can of soup.” -
“See the Baby Yoda in this context represents Christ preaching in the temple. Although Baby Yoda is a child he has a wealth of knowledge beyond his apparent age. This would be called the Young Master archetype from Jung.” -Jordan Peterson
“I wish everyone did this every year!” -Greg Lucre, Walmart Owner
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