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Samuel Clemenstein's avatar

My bowels were cursed by a giant bell that whispered in my ear “live más”

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

That chihuahua is convincing

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Jon (Animated)'s avatar

My bowels have thus far swerved being cursed and long May it continue. If I had $17bn I would ensure they kept that way.

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(an)drew tarvin's avatar

I'm starting to think my loose change jar might be eligible for historical significance

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